They Ask, I Answer

They Ask, I Answer

If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you’d see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?

I wouldn’t. I would enjoy chasing gazes one star after another. I would not want to slumber while I am in this awesome “starry-starry” night experience.

The squish of mud between your toes, how will you live as a frog?

Forget about the squish of mud, just enjoy being dirty sometime and leap-frog from one lily after another.

The hair from your last haircut, what would it say about your new style?

Ahg, same boring hair style. You’ll never get the style you wanted all your life. How can you get those dread locks if you keep going to the barber every other week?

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

That piece of paper containing the map of the world. See, isn’t it flat?

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

Is the Wuxi Finger Hold allowed in wrestling? If it is, then my opponent will end up like Tai Lung.

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Neon green sneakers with magenta socks.

 

What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see? 

3 am and I got the rainbow screen on my favorite cartoon channel. I asked, isn’t this channel supposed to be 24/7. I realized we lost our cable TV connection.