They Ask. I Answer (Part 2)

 They Ask. I Answer

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

No hurt felt. The straw isn't too tight to make the shredded ice flow.

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

Don't even mind the snail at all. I'm just fast paced and that's some thing I cannot just change overnight.

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

That's because they find better sex in there.

You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?

I'll propose manually, anyway. But that moment-breaker skywriter will surely get a dreary future with his career!

They ask: Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

I believe the other way around.

This is a colon : and this is a semi-colon ; - what's a semi-truck?

It's a big truck with a broken right head-light!

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

Ooops, sorry. I threw them in the bin!

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

I'll let him hold a bottle of beer on the other hand.  

They Ask, I Answer

They Ask, I Answer

If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you’d see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?

I wouldn’t. I would enjoy chasing gazes one star after another. I would not want to slumber while I am in this awesome “starry-starry” night experience.

The squish of mud between your toes, how will you live as a frog?

Forget about the squish of mud, just enjoy being dirty sometime and leap-frog from one lily after another.

The hair from your last haircut, what would it say about your new style?

Ahg, same boring hair style. You’ll never get the style you wanted all your life. How can you get those dread locks if you keep going to the barber every other week?

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

That piece of paper containing the map of the world. See, isn’t it flat?

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

Is the Wuxi Finger Hold allowed in wrestling? If it is, then my opponent will end up like Tai Lung.

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Neon green sneakers with magenta socks.

 

What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see? 

3 am and I got the rainbow screen on my favorite cartoon channel. I asked, isn’t this channel supposed to be 24/7. I realized we lost our cable TV connection.